I’ve received this same exact comment spam several times, each time from a different sender. It’s always caught by my spam filter. I’m sure there are many other WordPress users getting the same nonsense and rightfully deleting it without ever reading it. However, I gave it a read-through and decided it would be fun to share and dissect this free unsolicited advice.
Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization.
Hello, Asshole Comment Spammer, I noticed that you lack basic grammar skills and have never bothered to read anything on this site. Otherwise you would know that SEO is entirely unimportant to me. Also, “SEO optimization” equals “Search Engine Optimization Optimization.”
On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO.
You are mistaken. If I was interested in drawing traffic to this site, I wouldn’t be using a free service and I would be writing about things that people other than myself care about. Furthermore, I think you need to re-tool your audience targeting tactics. If you’re trying to sell your service to people who already know about backlinks, pinging, RSS feeds, PageRank and Alexa Rankings, they likely already know all about SEO anyway. If you are targeting newer users who don’t already know about these things, your use of what is essentially “jargon” will only confuse them. Do some research.
So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more
Thanks for the handy free tips. However, you should probably stop recommending the usage of “bold” and “italics” since those are deprecated, and use “strong” and “emphasis” instead. Oh wait, there’s even more? Goodie!
Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at the website of some dickhole who believes, despite my frequent claims otherwise, that I actually want to draw traffic to this page, and whose page I will not ever link, and whose spammed comments I will never approve.
If you told me all that, I still wouldn’t care. Nor would I approve your comments. Nor would I link your website.